SERIES 1 - First broadcast 19941. Arrival
Geraldine arrives and brings great surprise to everyone she meets, because they're not used to female vicars. Everyone greets her and leaves lasting first impressions of their eccentricity. David is outraged that Dibley is used as a social experiment to see if female vicars "work" as well as male ones. Geraldine takes some time to get to know Alice and find out some background about the village and its good inhabitants. In the meantime, David is leading a campaign amongst the parish council to have Geraldine sacked before she's even started the job, but the rest of the parish council want to give her a chance. The first Sunday service arrives, and the church is packed full. Geraldine wears her heart on her sleeve as she preaches for the first time there. She's really popular and it looks like her stay will be a long one! "Honestly, I think they'd be less surprised if the new vicar was Mr. Blobby!"Geraldine commenting on the reaction to her arrival First broadcast: 10th Nov 1994 2. Songs of Praise
As well as complaining about the BBC's motivation for filming in Dibley church, David mentions that he's bought a new Bible for the church with traditional script. A choir is recruited, the process of which involves listening to lots of talentless auditions. And elsewhere Alice only just manages to rehearse her reading. When Geraldine meets the Songs of Praise producer Tristan Campbell, she finds him very attractive and flirts badly with him; similarly, David fancies the lighting lady. During the filming, the villagers have problems with remembering when to laugh, causing several out-takes. Once the BBC crew have left Dibley both Geraldine and David follow up the phone numbers they've managed to gain from Tristan and the lighting lady respectively, but find that they share the same number and must therefore be dating. Finally, all gather to watch the TV programme, which is greatly embarrassing for Geraldine who can't sing and is shown with a double-chin; and Alice who can't understand old script and misreads Fs & Ss to her great embarrassment. "Yes, you're lovely... no, sorry, you're welcome, sorry, welcome to, lovely to meet you to welcome to... yeah, yeah, yeah"Geraldine gets tongue-tied when she meets Tristan First broadcast: 17th Nov 1994 3. Community Spirit
The sexual tension rises yet again as Hugo makes moves on Alice but both are too nervous to do anything about it! When Geraldine ponders who to invite to open the fayre, she notices that Alice's uncle is called Reg Dwight (which is Elton John's "real" name). Naturally she makes the obvious assumption, and invites Reg to open the fayre. The village celebrates this in a party with Elton John songs. On the day of the fayre, Alice's uncle arrives to open the event - the problem is he really is just Reg Dwight! Panic ensues (and David is smug and chirpy because he thinks that once again he'll be asked to open the fayre), but not for long: Kylie Minogue drops by and agrees to open the fayre! The villagers celebrate; Geraldine is happy; and David is beaten on this occasion! "No, no, no, no, no, no - parking is allowed on the upper field."Jim makes confusing announcements at the fayre! First broadcast: 24th Nov 1994. Guest starring Kylie Minogue 4. The Window and the Weather
The next day, Geraldine investigates the damage caused by the storm and discovers that a stained-glass window has been destroyed. Another meeting of the Parish Council is called in order for everyone to try to work out what was on the window to get it replaced. Who was in it? Maybe Jesus; maybe Moses; maybe St. Barnabus; maybe a llama! Where is it set? Maybe a library; maybe a hill; maybe a mountain; maybe a cigar! They finally decide it's Noah's ark, so the Parish Council think of ways fund a replacement window. Owen runs a dubious lottery and Leticia begins to write a book called "100 Exciting Things to do with Root Vegetables". Geraldine asks David for names of his rich friends to possibly invest in the window but, when he refuses, she gets the information from Hugo. The funding is soon secured however Geraldine sees an appeal for financial aid following an earthquake in Colombia and so she donates the money to this instead; the residents are pleased she did. "Snowdrops on roses, and noses on kittens. // Dadadi dadada dadada mittens. // Tumtitty tumtitty tumtitty tings. // These are a few of my favourite things. // When the bird..."Alice hasn't remembered the words to the famous song as much as she thought she would First broadcast: 1st Dec 1994 5. Election
Frank celebrates his birthday with a party and David gives an insulting speech; afterwards, Geraldine feels unwell after having suffered Leticia's cooking. In David's re-running campaign in the local election he uses a picture of himself with Geraldine to seem like good Christian with clergy support: Geraldine is furious! Because all the villagers want Geraldine to run for local Councillor but she doesn't want to, she gets David to visit all the constituents and be nice to them(!), listen to what they need, and provide it. When he's elected, he doesn't fulfil his promises and so Geraldine organises for the residents and Women's Institute to play golf on the golf course. Infuriated, he gives in and fulfils his election promises! "The clergy should keep their Communist conks out of politics"David disagrees with Geraldine First broadcast: 8th Dec 1994 6. Animals
Naturally, David is outraged by the idea of having an animal church service and puts it down to Geraldine being a bit whacky; in fact, he's so angry, he contacts the bishop to once again ask that Geraldine be sacked. The bishop replies that Geraldine can go ahead with it, but that it's on her own head. The pressure mounts even more when the tabloids hear about the event, and make a spectacle of it in a front-page article. The service becomes the talk of the village as residents are curious as to what to expect. When the day of the service actually arrives, everyone (including David, of course) is thoroughly surprised about how many people - and animals - turn up for the service. It's a resounding success! "And, listen, they've written a special Lord's Prayer for you: 'Our Father who art in doggy heaven, hallowed by Thy mane, Thy Kingdom come, Thy Pedigree Chum on earth as it is in Battersea Dogs' Home...'"The tabloids aren't sharing Geraldine's vision First broadcast: 15th Dec 1994 Series 1 | 1996/7 Specials | Series 2 | Series 3 | Final Specials |
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