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Writers Directory Profile:
Arlington Roth began writing at age two and a half.
He won the Nobel Prize for Literature at age 10 for his third book, "Lime Green Boogers & Pizza Farts: The Autobiography of America's Latch-key Surbanite Youth and the Humour They Use to Help Them Cope With Living in a TV-addled-brained Society".
At age 12 he graduated high school and began writing for the Bob Newhart Show.
He continued writing for various television shows until 1989 when the American TV network, NBC, commissioned him to create a sitcom for a 3rd rate stand-up comedian named Jerry Seinfeld. He agreed--on the condition that he could hire his best buddy Larry David as an assistant writer. Resistant at first, the network eventually capitulated but on the bizarre condition that Mr. Roth's name be removed from the credits. This was agreed to and the show ended up being known as the Seinfeld Show, the most successful television show ever. Over 989 billion---and that's with a -b-, folks, 989 billion people watched the final episode. Even more astounding was the fact that the creators and producers made over 100 times that amount in money. They own the world now. And they own you, too.
Arlington Roth is so wealthy he doesn't have to get out of bed anymore. He proudly owns slaves of all races & nationalities, and they feed him and bathe him and clean up after he has pooped or peed in his bed. He is loving his life steeped in material bliss & carnal pleasures.
Johnny Depp wants to buy the rights to his life story. Roth says, 'Yea, right. Tell him to get in the queue...behind Tarantino, Stiller, and Scorsese. They can all stand around holding their dicks, or each other's, for all I care. I won't be selling those rights for another 40 years at least.'
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