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Profile:
If you are reading this it's because you want to know about me, it's not that interesting, really it's not. But you're still reading...okay.
Fool.
Well I'm a stand up comedienne that performs across the UK and writes for the comedy unit. I am firstly a writer and confident that I will be writing till my hands fall off which is fortunate since we don't have the same theft punishments in Scotland as they do in other places. Not that I steal either, only hearts...nope I don't do that either, but you should be glad I'm making the effort anyway, you CHOSE to read this, I'm just trying to make it worth your while, in fact you know what? If you want to know me, buy me dinner, I'm sick of you sitting there expecting gold.
Up yours.
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