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SERIES 4 - First broadcast 2004

Musical Special : When Janet Met Jonny

As Janet leaves the house and her relationship with Jonny behind, she discovers a photo taken on the night that they first met. In a series of songs, the five friends recount the events of that night, and how it was love at first sight for the two, though Janet getting her baps out did help.

First broadcast: 8th Feb 2004

1. Corinthian Dies

Janet has had enough and, feeling she's fallen out of love with Jonny, decides to leave him. She puts a note on the kitchen table. Gaz plays the vengeful cuckold when he suspects Louise's boyfriend - Aussie student David - tried to cop off with Donna on top of the castle.

First broadcast: 15th Feb 2004

2. Piggy Goes Oink

Janet and her dad tell Jonny he must leave the house. After bribes of sex and money, he leaves. Louise is told to return her Piggy Goes Oink library book or she won't graduate. Louise has lost the book.

First broadcast: 22nd Feb 2004

3. My Delicious Guava

Janet feels lonely and Louise asks to move in. Jonny is suffering from a weak bladder whenever he thinks about Kate. Gaz can't wait to show off at the karaoke night. Munch has developed breasts. Janet's seeking sexual relief from the vegetable world.

First broadcast: 29th Feb 2004

4. Cuggles

Louise has to think about getting a job. Gaz opens a car boot, only to find Jonny and Kate having sex in there as they can't find anywhere else to go. Gaz offers his flat as Donna's at college.

First broadcast: 7th March 2004

5. Purgatory

Donna finds Gaz's mobile ringing on Janet's table. Janet appears flustered but claims Gaz needed to talk about Donna. Donna feels guilty, believing she's neglected him. When the coast is clear, Gaz emerges, feeling guilty about Janet.

First broadcast: 14th March 2004

6. Mate Date

Kate hopes she and Jonny didn't keep Janet awake with their noisy lovemaking in her house. Janet loses her temper, apologises and explains that she's nervous - there's a new boss starting at the bakery.

First broadcast: 21st March 2004

7. Homeless and Horny

Gaz can't get an erection. He's worried but won't tell Donna. She tells him she's a meeting with her fanciable personal tutor. Jonny realises he hasn't enough money to buy a drink. Louise cuts Janet's cigarette break short - literally!

First broadcast: 28th March 2004

8. Filthy Brunching

Donna brunches with her tutor Philip. Gaz, driven mad with jealousy, interrupts their meal. Fortunately the incident has a happy outcome - Gaz's 'intimate' problem is solved.

First broadcast: 4th April 2004

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