| SERIES 1 - First broadcast 2003 |
Cars Don't Make You Fat
When Swiss sees a TV ad for a rival bicycle company saying
that cars 'Make You Fat', Swiss hires movie maker 'Derek Askwith'
to film an add for Swiss' Motor Showroom, but the filming
doesn't exactly go to plan...
First broadcast: 10th Feb 2003
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Taxed and Tested
Geoff bets Swiss £500 that he can't sell the "Brown
Monster", a terrible car that has been sitting in their
show room for ages. Their sales techniques prove useless and
both decide they need to brush up on their sales pitches.
First broadcast: 17th Feb 2003
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Power Assisted Steering
In a desperate bid for more customers, Swiss runs a promotion
featuring Bulgaria's best kept secret - the Bulga! A fantastic
car that will bring the punters in - if only it weren't made
of cardboard. Mix in a few Bulgarian national costumes, a
blokes and girls night out that cross and the Bulgarian
national drink - Krott - and it's not long before the wheels
come off. As usual.
First broadcast: 24th Feb 2003
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Part Exchange
(aka: Run for Your Trousers)
unknown synopsis - let
us know
First broadcast: 2nd March 2003
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Left Hand Drive
unknown synopsis - let
us know
First broadcast: 10th March 2003
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One Previous Owner
With a swearing computer, a super-static generating showroom
carpet and an irate wife, Swiss finds it all a bit too much
and his desperate attempts to keep Ruth from kicking him out
fall far short. And his driving lessons aren't going well
either.
First broadcast: 17th March 2003
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