SERIES 5 - First broadcast 2006

1. Drama

Life in Craiglang is getting pensioners Jack and Victor down, until they discover an endless supply of free whisky. Meanwhile, all bets are off when Winston runs into an old enemy at the bookies.

First Broadcast: 19th June 2006

2. A Fresh Lick

Jack and Victor try a bit of DIY to spruce up their little corner of Craiglang.

First Broadcast: 26th June 2006

3. Smoke On The Water

After much discussion with the regulars in The Clansman, Jack arranges a birthday surprise for Victor's 75th - a trip down the River Kelvin in an inflatable dinghy. The duo are joined on their voyage by Winston, but the relaxing pleasure cruise soon turns into a nightmare.

First Broadcast: 3rd July 2006

4. Hard Nuts

Navid's mid-life crisis leaves him compelled to dye his hair, gamble and dance badly - much to Meena's amusement. Meanwhile the crew from TV show Blighty's Hardest Pubs visit the Clansman and Bobby promises them a bar brawl.

First Broadcast: 9th July 2006

5. All the Best

Winston's had enough of Craiglang and decides he wants to live beside the seaside. Jack and Victor become wedding chauffeurs for the day and get to meet a Ken Dodd look-a-like.

First Broadcast: 17th July 2006

6. Saucy

Jack and Victor decide to visit Winston in his new home at the seaside town of Finport - but find the local people are even stranger than those in Craiglang. Tam falls in love with his ex-sister-in-law who is a former variety star even more careful with her money than he is!

First Broadcast: 24th July 2006

Christmas Special: The Party

Jack and Victor find themselves holed up in the Osprey Heights Hoist at Hogmanay. Trapped in a lift, Winston recalls the daddy of all New Years Eve, in the dim and distant past when Craiglang knew how to throw a party.

First Broadcast: 24th July 2006