Spaced Quotes

Duane: “See Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organisation. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.”

Tim: “It's not a bedsit. It's a flat.”

Brian: “I see my ex girlfriends. Well, not so much 'see' as 'watch'.”

Tyes: “Mine's a pint of the black stuff.”

Mike: “You can't drink a pint of Bovril”

Daisy: “You have a potentially fatal allergy to brazil nuts.”

Tim: “Yes, I have no memory of Christmas 1979. Mind you, I've got no memory of Christmas 1994 either.”

Daisy: “Why?”

Tim: “I don't know.”

Twist: “Don’t be fooled by the suntan, and the hair attractively greying at the temples, and that mysterious aura of power.”

Brian: “Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?”

Tim: “I think you should burn it. 'Cause, y'know, if you lose it, you might find it again.”

Tyres: “'Ave a banana.”

Brian: “Can I borrow your video recorder?”

Daisy: “What you going to do? Stick it to a canvas as a piece depicting a nation of cathode junkies, selling their imaginations for quick-fix media hits from the Blockbuster syringe?”

Brian: “No, I want to tape Ready Steady Cook.”