The League of Gentlemen THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN

 

The League of Gentlemen Quotes


“Fear is the best insurance that money can buy.”
Hilary Briss.
“I have some rather upsetting news...”
Dr Matthew Chinnery.
“I couldn't go into Dorothy Perkins once me bust started showin'....”
Barbara Dixon.
“You're my wife now.”
Papa Lazarou.
Pauline: “Mickey, what's the capital of France?”
Mickey: “Wine!”

“It's a s**t business.”
Les McQueen.
“If only life were so simple! I would've wished for a self-lowering lavatory seat a long, long time ago...”
Harvey Denton.
“You cannot trust this boy! His mind has been warped by colours, sounds and shapes!”
Edward Tattsyrup.
“Can I have a new dress please?”
Tubbs Tattsyrup.
“Julie? Julie! You're boyfriend's here!”
Stella Hull.
“Yes, Mrs Levinson.”
Iris Krell.
“It's in the darkness I see the boy's face...”
Mick McNamara.
“Don't go shouting. I've got me gun.”
Farmer Tinsel.
“Chalk it up.”
Chris Frost.
“You did it beautifully, Tubbs!”
Edward Tattsyrup.
“Seen, seen, seen, seen, seen...”
Ally Welles.
“Jump leads for two.”
Alvin Steele.
“Tuesday!”
Anne Hand.
“I woke up this morning and my bed's like a butcher's slab.”
Barbara Dixon.
“How old would you have been next birthday?”
Dr Edgar Fish.
“Don't toads give you warts?”
Benjamin Denton.
“In this house...”
Harvey Denton.
“We once saw him beat a man until both he and the man were crying.”
Chloe Denton.
“What goes from green to red at the flick of a switch?”
Radclyffe Denton.
“You always knew I had this gun...”
Geoff Tipps.
“You lot may have nothing to live for but I do.”
Cathy Carter-Smith.
“Can Tish bum a ciggy off you?”
Tish Guppy.
“I am like a cross between Derren Brown and David Blaine...”
Dean Tavalouris.
“Go out, would you?”
Dr Carlton.
“Do you want to see my pink pomplet?”
Herr Lipp.
“Somebody has to stay in control.”
Hilary Briss.
“I know it's wrong... it just tastes so good.”
Samuel Chignell.
“Let me out!”
Mr Ingleby.
“I'd never stone clad my house. It'd look like a white filling in a mouth full of rotten teeth!”
Judee Levinson.
“Put yer hand in.”
Lance Longthorne.

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