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SERIES 1 - First broadcast 2003

Nice

The shop gang are introduced in the first ever episode of this sitcom.

Naked

Not much work gets done in the shop after Rex tries to make the staff wear new uniforms.

Bondage

Mike and Anne attempt to bring some fun back into the bedroom however Mike takes choosing which ropes to use for their planned bondage session a little too seriously.

Finger

Student Steve slices his finger off causing mass panic in the shop.

Women

Rex and his wife have a falling out and so it's up to his staff to try and patch things together between them.

Hutch

Kenny decides to build a hi-tech guinea pig hutch complete with swimming pool.

SERIES 2 - First broadcast 2004

Bastard

Kenny brings his children into the shop but the ginger-haired boy bears no resemblance to his "dad".

Big Foot

The boys in the shop trick Rex into believing he's getting shorter with old age. Mike volunteers to stand in for Julie while she goes off on holiday - but Anne isn't impressed with her new assistant.

Nude

With business slack in the shop, Rex decides Kenny will have to go. Anne is offered a thousand pounds to pose nude for an artist.

Loser

When a tool demonstrator sets up in the shop but has no success with his technique, Mike decides to help him out. Meanwhile, the tension between Julie and Rex reaches fever pitch.

Tony Two-ways

Mike gets work writing a DIY column in the local paper, and Steve's sexuality is the subject of speculation after he is embraced in the shop by a camp young man.

Celebrity

Mike struggles to walk after his first game of football in years and Peter Davison (one of the actors who has played Doctor Who) pops into the cafe thus prompting the girls to begin a signed celebrity photo wall.

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