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SERIES 1 - First broadcast 2003

1. Trainers

Adele has plans to see her 'businessman' boyfriend, Dennis. But her dad, Roly, isn't happy about this, and neither is mum, Natalie: they both think Dennis is a terrible influence on her. Adele persuades them to invite him round, to see that really Dennis is a fine, upstanding pillar of the community. But things don't quite go to plan.

Meanwhile Natalie has bought Aiden some new trainers in return for all the work he's been doing around the house. The trouble is they're not the right brand and a defiant Aiden decides to deface them. Roly asserts his authority, insisting Aiden wears the mutilated trainers to school as punishment.

First broadcast: 9th September 2003


2. School's Out

Natalie can't wait for the school reunion disco, but her enthusiasm is dampened when Roly refuses to go. He won't even give a reason why he's being so stubborn and not even the thought of Nat in school uniform will sway him.

Surely the re-appearance of the gorgeously fit Jimmy Rudolph (Nat's old school crush) will make him budge. Or maybe Roly just doesn't love her anymore. Meanwhile Grandpa's big mouth gets him in trouble. After one cheeky quip too many at the dining table, Roly banishes him to his room.

First broadcast: 16th September 2003


3. Uncle Sonny

An impromptu visit from Uncle Sonny from Jamaica is more than the Crouches family can bear. Sonny's not exactly the easiest of houseguests. Roly wants him out but what can Natalie do? After all, he's family.

Roly fails to get through to Sonny, so he and Natalie decide they need someone on Sonny's wavelength to have a word - enter Grandpa Langley. Grandpa's little chat with Sonny doesn't exactly go to plan. Not only does Sonny take over Grandpa's room, he takes away his woman (Eileen from the bowling club) too!

First broadcast: 23rd September 2003


4. Heat

Roly is not happy. It seems Grandma feels the cold more than anyone else in the house and is responsible for the huge heating bill he has to pay for. Surely Grandpa Langley will come to Grandma's defence?

Grandma doesn't want to be a burden, so sneaks out that night and checks herself into a retirement home.The family visit Grandma - it's a chance for them all to get away from 'Scrooge' Crouch and enjoy above freezing temperatures for a change.

First broadcast: 30th September 2003


5. Join The Dots

Natalie has a problem. After 18 years of marriage to Roly and two children, Aiden and Adele, she's not got enough excitement in her life. So when devastatingly handsome Reverend Garstang arrives at Poundkickers, the discount store where she works, and invites her for a service at his new church, Natalie is faced with a serious dilemma. Should she go or should she stay home and sort out her marriage?

First broadcast: 7th Oct 2003


6. Test

Natalie is determined to get some class into her life, so when her attractive new friend Reverend Garstang invites her to a classical music concert, she's very tempted. Even though her husband Roly isn't happy and her friend Lindy tells her the date will end in tears, Natalie resolves to go through with it.

It's a last chance to taste the sophistication that she feels is rightfully hers. Shame then, that the date goes so disastrously wrong for all concerned. When Roly discovers that Reverend Garstang is taking Natalie out, he knows he has to act to save his marriage and decides to confront him.

First broadcast: 14th Oct 2003


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