SERIES 1 - First broadcast 2006
1. Episode One
Avid Merrion and his wife Sacha welcome you to stay at The Merrion Hotel, the weirdest celebrity hotel in Hollywood, whose guests include George Michael, Elton John and Craig David. This week Chris Martin indulges in some 'Good Fun' at the Hollywood Waxworks, Craig David practices for his bronze swimming award and Michael Jackson plays host to Pimp My Bride. Avid presents Shannen Doherty with a surprise gift whilst the Bear, who now has Verne Troyer (Mini Me) as his Hollywood agent, exchanges fluids with celebrity guest Jenny McCarthy.
First broadcast: 13th October 2006
2. Episode Two
Pop guru Simon Cowell checks into the Merrion Hotel, where singer Mel B gets the offer of a lifetime from actor Richard Gere and Avid impresses pop superstar Justin Timberlake with his board-game idea. Meanwhile, businessman Keith Lemon explores male model Fabio's mansion and Madonna reveals the secret of her youthful appearance.
First broadcast: 20th October 2006
3. Episode Three
Avid's obsession with Beverly Hills 90210 star Shannen Doherty reaches a dramatic climax, while back at the hotel Sacha discovers she has feelings for Ralph the Mexican Wolfboy. The Bear's Hollywood agent Verne Troyer meets with Victoria Silvstedt, while Keith Lemon attempts to recruit supermodel Fabio to front his new business venture.
First broadcast: 27th October 2006
4. Episode Four
Avid's wife Sacha falls for Mexican wolfboy Ralph after noticing his uncanny resemblance to Steve Guttenberg from Police Academy, Three Men and a Baby, Cocoon and Cocoon 2. Avid drowns his sorrows with celebrity guest Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie). Elton John misplaces a car battery, Chris Martin has some "good fun" at a donut stand and, stop the presses, the bear buys a hat!
First broadcast: 3rd November 2006
5. Episode Five
As a birthday treat Avid arranges for his wife Sacha to meet celebrity guest Dean Cain, the star of Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Back at The Merrion Hotel a pool-side romance blossoms between Craig David and Holly Valance. Keith Lemon visits a Hollywood therapist, who bares an uncanny resemblance to Emma Bunton, while George Michael re-visits an infamous public toilet in Beverly Hills.
First broadcast: 10th November 2006
6. Episode Six
Avid and Sacha reflect on their time in Hollywood, Craig David and Holly Valance's holiday romance reaches its climax, and Fabio's commitment to Keith Lemon's "Securipole" advertising campaign hangs in the balance. The Bear's agent Verne Troyer finally lands him his first big gig stateside, fronting a late-night chat show with special guest Dominic Monaghan, star of Lost and Lord of the Rings, and Marilyn Manson goes UFO-spotting in the middle of the Mojave Desert.
First broadcast: 17th November 2006