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PILOT - First broadcast 1972

The Pilot

After 20-something years of having the entire floor to themselves, the staff of the Men's Ready Mades find themselves having to share their space with Ladies' Intimate Apparel. While Senior Salespersons Mr. Grainger and Mrs. Slocombe go to war with each other, Mr. Lucas tries to help out (or help himself) to the lovely Miss Brahms.

First broadcast: 8th Sep 1972

SERIES 1 - First broadcast 1973

Dear Sexy Knickers

Mr. Lucas decides to send a little love-note to Miss Brahms, but it goes awry: Mrs. Slocombe gets it instead...but she thinks that the sender's someone other than Lucas.

First broadcast: 21st Mar 1973


Our Figures Are Slipping

Falling sales for Mr. Rumbold to hold the staff after hours for a training session in the fine art of salesmanship. The problem is, no one wants to be there.

First broadcast: 28th Mar 1973


Camping In

A transit strike forces the staff to spend the night camped out on the floor. Of course, there's arguments about who gets the big tent, the nice pyjamas and a spot in the double bed.

First broadcast: 4th Apr 1973


His and Hers

The staff doesn't take too kindly to a perfume saleswoman operating on the floor and poaching their commissions. They try to run her out...with disastrous results.

First broadcast: 11th Apr 1973


Diamonds Are a Man's Best Friend

When word gets out on a lost diamond on the floor (and a nice reward for its return), each staff member plots to find it first and get the lion's share of the bounty.

First broadcast: 18th Apr 1973

SERIES 2 - First broadcast 1974

The Clock

Mr. Grainger's 37th Anniversary dinner is scheduled, but will he be forced to retire, a.k.a. receive the infamous cuckoo-clock as his gift?

First broadcast: 14th Mar 1974


Cold Comfort

Mrs. Slocombe and Mr. Lucas are sick, and rather than giving them the day off, the store decides to pair them up on the Ladies' counter and send Miss Brahms over to the Men's. Too bad that Mr. Lucas is faking it.

First broadcast: 21st Mar 1974


The Think Tank

The staff's forced to brainstorm ideas to help with sagging sales, and holding a fashion show comes to mind.

First broadcast: 28th Mar 1974


Big Brother

Mr. Rumbold installs CCTV, supposedly to keep an eye on shoplifters...but finds himself peeping on the staff's every action instead.

First broadcast: 4th Apr 1974


Hurrah for the Holidays

Grace Bros. has to close for two weeks for renovations and organises group holidays for the staff members. The hard part is deciding from all of the _lovely_ destinations.

First broadcast: 11th Apr 1974


Series: 1+2 | 3+4 | 5+6 | 7+8 | 9+10


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