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SERIES 1 - First broadcast 2002
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1. The Sofa
Meet Vince's new flatmate, Errol, and witness the trouble
a two seater sofa can cause.
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2. The Model
Nothing goes smoothly when Vincent teaches a model to swim.
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3. Pool Kids
A war of words between Vincent and the local kids threatens
to escalate into all out war.
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4. Blue Rat
A bargain energy drink from an Eastern European supermarket
("all the energy of a rat in a can!") causes Vince
a few problems.
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5. Ice Queen
VIncent falls in love with the woman upstairs, but can he
pierce her icy heart?
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6. Dead Swan
The past comes back to haunt Vincent
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| SERIES 2 - First broadcast 2004 |
1. Vince The Shirker
Vince falls for Stacey, the aqua aerobics instructor at the
pool where he works as a lifeguard. Stacey thinks Vince is
a bit weird until she sees his medical notes
Meanwhile,
Errol has his own problems. He agrees to take part in a swimathon
in aid of sick kids even though he cant swim. Vince
decides his flatmate needs to conquer his phobia of saying
"no".
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2. Car Boot & Pigeon Shit
Car-boot sales, pigeon droppings, illegal substances and
ping-pong enthusiasts may, to the casual observer, seem somewhat
unconnected. However, all four seemingly disparate elements
converge in one day, resulting in quite an eventful and particularly
miserable time for Vince.
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3. Holiday
Vince attempts to go on holiday leaving Errol alone in the
flat with strict instructions not to water the plant. He heads
to the travel agents to buy a ticket not caring where he goes
as long as it costs £50 and takes off before 1.30pm.
Things dont go to plan
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4. The Plough
Vince wakes up surrounded by the debris of a night out. As
his eyes focus, he spies a piece of pub furniture he took
home "for a laugh". Errol is reluctant to help him
return it for fear of being caught handling stolen goods and
is unconvinced by Vinces explanation that its
not stealing if youre drunk.
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5. The Baby
Vince applies for the job as manager of the swimming pool.
Errol thinks his chances are slim: spilt beer on the application
form and a lack of any qualifications whatsoever do not make
him a particularly strong candidate.
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6. Errol's Women
Errol has become irresistible to the ladies and none of them
believes his claims of having a girlfriend. He is also worried
about Vince who seems depressed, so he contacts Vinces
dad. Does Errol really have a girlfriend? Will Vinces
dad come round? Will Vince let him in?
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